Party

It's amazing the difference between a kids party and an adults party:

Kid Party - The food HAS TO BE pizza and cake
Adult Party - The food should be interesting, flavorful and hopefully not pizza
Kid Party - Any party that includes jumping, kicking, running, crawling and calisthentics rules
Adult Party - Any party that includes sitting on your ass laughing and having your alcohol re-filled at your seat rules
Kid Party - Kids walk away with party favors
Adult Party - Adults walk away tipsy with hopefully no headache in the morning
Kid Party - The best presents are anything they can play with
Adult Party - The bet presents are anything you can shop with
Kid Party - Kids LOVE to pose for pictures at any angle
Adult Party - Adults make sure you get their good side, not take while eating and have veto power over the results

We had the big monkey's birthday party today at the Taekwondo studio. The kids had a blast. I'm exhausted!