The Wrong Feature

This is my Monday feature, "The WRONG feature".

Play along.

5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.

Is this wrong:

• Even though it is 100 degrees outside, I still have the heater on in my office (my feet get cold even though I love to wear sandals)
• No matter what time I get home I have to watch TV for at least an hour
• I love to get comments but I am not the best in replying to each person
• I am very social but sometimes I would rather be left alone with a good book (OK, fine, more than just sometimes)
• I am excited about the challenge of building an access database from scratch

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

I was filling up the car tonight, sitting in the car reading while the gas tank was filing up. I hear a click telling me that the gas is filled. I squeeze the handle one more time just to make sure that the gas is topped off.

I look up to see my $$ damage and this is what I see:

I guess gas prices really are hell ;)

The WRONG feature

This is my new Monday feature, "The WRONG feature"

Play along. 5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.

Is this wrong:

• I am doing my Monday feature on Tuesday
• I get a perverse pleasure out of watching the Real Housewives of NYC
• I still want to see the Hannah Montana movie
• I came home from working out and ate a microwaved hot dog and a hand full of walnuts
• I am addicted to facebook quizzes

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

Banana Hammock (according to the Urban Dictionary)

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

Is It Wrong

I am trying out a Monday feature. Here goes.

Is this wrong:

• I just saw the commercial for the Hannah Montana movie and now I want to see it.
• I didn't go to the gym because I was going to go Grocery shopping...which I didn't do because too much good TV was on.
• I love fruits and have them in the refrigerator but won't eat them unless someone else brings them to me on a plate (preferably washed and cut up).
• I have been procrastinating going through my drawers and closet for the past 4 months - I have too much stuff but nothing to wear.
• I love Dancing with The Stars, but have no attention span, so lose interest in the dances.

I KNOW this is just WRONG (and kind of offensive):

Play along. 5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.