The Wrong Feature

This is my Monday feature, "The WRONG feature".

Play along.

5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.

Is this wrong:

• I came home from the gym and had 2 cookies and a glass of milk
• I missed two days of blogging and am sad that I haven't put the last two days down on paper
• I feel anxious when I have too many things on my TIVO - as if my TV shows miss me
• I am obsessed with reading the blogs of The Real Housewives of NYC
• I want my monkey's to take ball room dancing lessons at the studio owned by Alec Mazo (of Dancing with the Stars fame) just so I have a chance at meeting Maxim Chmerkovskiy

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

• I haven't answered comments as often as I have wanted to. I promise to do better.

The Wrong Feature

This is my Monday feature, "The WRONG feature".

Play along.

5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.

Is this wrong:

• I got my first graders teacher drunk on Saturday night at a school fund raiser
• My dinner tonight was left over desserts from dinner last night
• I constantly wish there was a way to TIVO (actually DirecTV DVR) three shows at one time. Yes, I love TV.
• I want to look in to the future 5 years to see if the choices I am making are the right ones
• I'd love to hire someone to rearrange my closet because I have a closet full of clothes and nothing to wear - and I'm scared to take a whack at it myself

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

The Hoff is binge drinking again - and makes his 16 year old take care of him. http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/04/david-hasselhoffs-weekend-the-real-story/ . Seriously, grow the eff up!

The Wrong Feature

This is my Monday feature, "The WRONG feature".

Play along.

5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.
Is this wrong:

• Swine Flu Not Kosher in Israel (OK, more funny than wrong)
• I don't feel well enough to go and work out but will get up and drive to the bookstore to get book 5 of the Black Dagger Brotherhood series
• When I posted my Facebook status that I was making homemade chicken soup, I got a lecture from a girl I knew in childhood on the CORRECT way to make chicken soup!
• I won't pay retail on clothes for myself but will buy brand new books, read them once and then just give them away
• I am tying to eat healthy and then go and buy European dark chocolate and walnut candies (and tell myself that they are for the kids and husband only)

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

Speidi got married - shudder! How about we legalize same sex marriage and make it against the law for these two to continue their fake lives (I hate to even call what they do living)!

The Wrong Feature

This is my Monday feature, "The WRONG feature".

Play along.

5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.

Is this wrong:

• Even though it is 100 degrees outside, I still have the heater on in my office (my feet get cold even though I love to wear sandals)
• No matter what time I get home I have to watch TV for at least an hour
• I love to get comments but I am not the best in replying to each person
• I am very social but sometimes I would rather be left alone with a good book (OK, fine, more than just sometimes)
• I am excited about the challenge of building an access database from scratch

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

I was filling up the car tonight, sitting in the car reading while the gas tank was filing up. I hear a click telling me that the gas is filled. I squeeze the handle one more time just to make sure that the gas is topped off.

I look up to see my $$ damage and this is what I see:

I guess gas prices really are hell ;)

The WRONG feature

This is my new Monday feature, "The WRONG feature"

Play along. 5 things you think maybe be wrong, for one reason or another and 1 that you KNOW is wrong.

Is this wrong:

• I am doing my Monday feature on Tuesday
• I get a perverse pleasure out of watching the Real Housewives of NYC
• I still want to see the Hannah Montana movie
• I came home from working out and ate a microwaved hot dog and a hand full of walnuts
• I am addicted to facebook quizzes

I KNOW this is just WRONG :

Banana Hammock (according to the Urban Dictionary)

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.