More infomercials!

So, I was watching "The City" (um, wow! This is even more scripted than "The Hills") the other day and the most, how do I put this, "interesting" commercial came on the air.

The commercial was for a products called Bumpits. The commercial just cracked me up.

It is a piece of PLASTIC you put in your hair which creates a "bump" in your hair. My favorite part is a side product called the "Hollywood Bumpit"

I'm just imagining scenarios where I would put this thing in my hair, my husband would try to run his fingers through my hair and get stuck on it. Or I would forget it's in my hair, fall asleep and bore one of the "teeth" in to my head.

Any more "fun" applications you can think of for this item? Does anyone have one? What do you think? Does it really work? Have you hurt yourself?????