Reality shows are not real??

The Hills -

• Suddenly Lauren has stopped talking about her dating life. So what about her real life actor boy friend? Why isn't he on the show?

The Real Housewives of NYC -

• "I can't wait to bake something" "I know pancakes in the morning" Ummm, you don't bake pancakes.
• "I love your appliances. Who makes them" Ummm, BIG OLD Monogram GE emblem on them! "I like GE"
• by the way, Kelly is insane!!!

Dancing With The Stars -

• "It's been honor to be here, and so much fun" Ummm, is that the case or do they want to revive their careers and lose weight?

American Idol -

• Who cares what place you finish? If you're good you're going to get a contract.