Thursday, December 18, 2008

Out of no where, inspiration is born

So I had a couple of ideas for a post earlier in the day...and then they just disappeared in to the dark recesses of my brain!

Then I was going to talk about leftovers - and how I love the possibility of making them in to a whole new different meal.

But that will have to wait. Why, you ask? OK, so maybe you didn't ask.

I will tell you anyways.

I was reading TMZ, which I am addicted to, and I came across a post about this, um, interesting item.

I went on this "products" website and what is the first thing I read? For men without hang-ups. Condometric is here.

Without further ado, I give you:



Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.

Condometric prophylactics are made of natural rubber latex and are electronically tested one by one. Its ink does not contain any ingredients that may cause allergic reactions.

There are even 4 different flavors: Natural Power, Cherry Rider, Katana Lima, Papito Banana . I truly wonder what Natural Power tastes like ;)

I double dog dare you to try these out!!! And then report back!!!

9 comments:

Blogging Under the Influence said...

Ooh. Yuck. Really, who is going to take the time to check out the "measurement" in the heat of the moment? Maybe there's a guy out there wanting to hear "oh baby, you measure a full 8" (and of course, in reality he probably has a teeny weeny or he wouldn't be concerned about the size!)

Janna said...

Unbelievable! The things they can invent.

Kate said...

I didn't even have to read any of your other blogs entries. This right here, this is going to keep me laughing for DAYS! Great post.
PS. Left overs are fabulous!

kel said...

ewww..

Scandalous Housewife said...

I never could figure out that metric system thangy. Note to your readers: If you HAVE to measure it, there must not be a lot to it...

dizzblnd said...

That is the funniest thing ever! I will get hubs some

April said...

Someone got the gag gift of squirrel underwear at our work holiday party. We are in the WRONG businesses!

Opus #6 said...

Great gag gift item!

I am Harriet said...

How 'interesting'. Thanks