My parents, who I LOVE DEARLY, are here for the weekend. Within the first hour of arriving (via car - my 68 year old mother is now driving on the freeway - GO MOM!), my mother managed to piss me off no fewer than 4 times:
1) She brought apples with her...non-organic apples...why?....my apples don't taste good...um, I go to the farmers market for fresh, organic fruit EVERY Saturday.
2) My mom wanted to look at me to see if I lost or gained weight (roll eyes)...thankfully she approved.
3) My mom brought me an enamel pot to cook in...all my cookware is Calphalon, all-clad or Le Creuset...I don't need her pot!
4) The older monkey was a bit red when me mom saw her...after almost an hour of intense Taekwondo..."whats wrong with her, is she sick?" my mom says!
I'm VERY sure there were more instances but these are just the first ones I though of!
I LOVE my parents, and am very happy they are here, but prey for me that we can all survive these next 3 days without bloodshed!!!
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