Friday, March 27, 2009

Day 1 - still alive

I only wanted to scream a couple of times today. Either my parents and I are getting better or I kept my parents QUITE busy...too busy to tell me what to do.

I took them to the spa for a couple of hours. My mom got a great package with mini-massage, mini-facial, mini-scrub and leafy sauna treatment. I got an hour long strong from a french man with an amazing ass ;)

Maybe we were too relaxed to argue. Is that the secret to the whole thing? Get enough treatments and my mom will forget to needle me????

Tomorrow I will post about a little boy who slapped my 6 year old (and how the husband was ready to go "talk" to the day and how I am authorizing the monkey to use her Taekwondo training to kick his ass if her tries it again).

6 comments:

LL said...

walk softly and carry a big stick.

dizzblnd said...

Whew.. glad you survived the first day. Too bad the massages are expensive. Maybe give HER the wine ans Valium. That's cheaper.

Good for you for leeting her use what she has learned for self-defense. Guaranteed he won't ever mess with her again!

Lucy said...

Glad to hear the day went relatively well!

Good for you, letting the kids work it out. She should definitley defend herself, that kid is a little old to being doing such a thing, so he needs it right back.

Joanie M said...

Glad to see you are surviving the visit.

And your daughter should be able to defend herself!

Under the Influence said...

Taekwondo to the rescue - for your daughter AND you! :)

Scandalous Housewife said...

Valium! It's great with coffee AND wine...